Wait..... What???

I was with my OLS 284 class from this semester. I don't know exactly where we were, but we were in some sort of stadium were some sort of convention was being held. I was sitting in an upper balcony with my class. Suddenly, a band comes on stage, and I have a mic in my hand. From the top of the balcony, I start singing/screaming the song "Needled 24/7" by Children of Bodom. The problem is, during the song, at points, my voice makes no noise at all, and I can tell the band is getting pissed, even though they're actually on stage and I'm up in a balcony. After the song, I sit down, and suddenly the mic is now an electric razor. I don't know what happens next, but apparently, I get bored and start EATING THE ELECTRIC RAZOR. I don't know how... But I'm able to eat the thing. Then we're leaving and we all get in a bus. While driving away, though, my instructor just decides to get out of the bus (he was driving) and let himself get run over by the bus as it moved forward. I then climb into the front seat and start to drive the bus into I don't know what direction.

And then I woke up.